Hook 'em Horns! Go Texas BEAT OU! My captors said that you guys don't deserve me! They said they might bring me home this week if I am well behaved and I lose the gun! I'll do my best! Miss you all very much!
The kiddnappers( or cardboard-nappers in my case) are fed up with you being mean to innocent people! Stop or they will get me and maybe you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They have stuck my head in a paper shredder. If the madness continues they said they may turn it on! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are also helping me pick out my costume for Halloween! What do you think of the new look?
I guess they decided to take me else where! Today we went to register to vote! IT WAS AWESOME! The only thing they said I had to vote for Obama! I am sure you aren't allowed to do that! This is a democracy! I am starting to like these captors. They are really funny. We had a great time. After we registered they took me to get a sandwich. I guess they aren't as bad as I thought. Maybe I'll stay with them permanently. Nah! Just kidding! Actually I need to come home. I miss you so much! Please save me Ms. Murray's Class!
My captors had a great time going out of town! Unfortunately I was trapped in a closet. A spider was tickling my toes all weekend. When they finally came home they took me to their friend, Mr. and Mrs. Bailey's house to babysit the new baby! I can't believe it! Trapped in a closet for two days and now babysitting for hours while they had a great time!Oh well at least baby Reese is so cute! She was a little scared of my gun, but she was really fun to play with!
Tomorrow they said they are taking me to go running! I wonder where that could be! I can't wait to get home, but I am starting to think they are going to keep me here for the rest of my life!
My nappers are taking the weekend off. They are going out of town, but they said that on Sunday they are going to make me baby sit. I wonder who I am going to have to babysit. I hope I don't have to change diapers. It makes it hard to change diapers with my weapon. I guess we will see on Sunday! I miss you Ms. Murray's class. I hope to be home soon. Don't give up finding me-Hint: I might be closer than you think!
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Here's a hint about my captors: one of them loves cats! And one of them is scared of them. The other two are dog lovers.
Tonight my captors said that they are going to force me to watch the Vice President Debate between Biden and Palin! Augh! I already told them that I was voting for Palin because she likes guns just like me! We are both gun toters! I was thinking of getting some glasses just like hers. I have never hunted a moose but I have battled Jaba The Hut! Beat that!
My captors took me to the capitol! They had heard that some Fifth Graders were going to try and catch them with me, so they went to the back to get my picture! They were skipping off the lawn when they realized they had foiled the fifth grade snoops ( as they said it)!
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
No I am not milking the cow! I'm trying to look casual!
This is my friend. He said that he would try to help me get back to Zilker, but then my captors got angry and ran off with me! Oh well.
Seriously! Who do I look Like? This is ridiculous!
What a Crazy Day! While you were all at school working hard I was stuck in a closet! It gets really dark and hot in there. My captors were laughing about how you guys are all blaming the wrong person! Let me give you a hint: there are four captors working together! Try to figure it out. I bet if you do they will send me back.
So today my captors took me for another Flat Stanley moment. Did you guess where the cows could be- They took me to Amy's Ice Cream! But they didn't buy me any. They made me watch them eat it:(!
Clue: Tomorrow they said they are going to take me to a place where there is a picture of a person named Ima Hogg!? What a horrible name- I bet she got teased a lot. Well I guess we will see tomorrow. I hope I don't have to pose with people. IT is so embarrassing!!!!
They took me to Mount Bonnell! My captors have a sick sense of humor. By the way, you are on the wrong track blaming Mrs. Wynn. You need to figure this one out- it is not who you may think it is! While we were on Mount Bonnell they made me pose with this couple- who do they think I am... Flat Stanley!? Help me! Maybe you can find me. Here is the next clue- they said tomorrow they will take me to where you can see some cows? Where would that be? Cows in Austin? HMMM!
My captors are very angry with me! They got a paper cut. They tied me up and put a blind fold on me.Today they were saying something about "Water Boarding".?.! I am very scared.
Hopefully I can find my way back to you. They said tonight we are going to a very romantic place with a great view of Lake Austin? Where could it be?