Hook 'em Horns! Go Texas BEAT OU! My captors said that you guys don't deserve me! They said they might bring me home this week if I am well behaved and I lose the gun! I'll do my best! Miss you all very much!
The kiddnappers( or cardboard-nappers in my case) are fed up with you being mean to innocent people! Stop or they will get me and maybe you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They have stuck my head in a paper shredder. If the madness continues they said they may turn it on! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are also helping me pick out my costume for Halloween! What do you think of the new look?
I guess they decided to take me else where! Today we went to register to vote! IT WAS AWESOME! The only thing they said I had to vote for Obama! I am sure you aren't allowed to do that! This is a democracy! I am starting to like these captors. They are really funny. We had a great time. After we registered they took me to get a sandwich. I guess they aren't as bad as I thought. Maybe I'll stay with them permanently. Nah! Just kidding! Actually I need to come home. I miss you so much! Please save me Ms. Murray's Class!